I Heard It and Knew Exactly What He Had Done

We had just finished shopping at Ralph's and he was enjoying some goldfish from the bag.  I didn't give a second thought to giving him the bag since he'd done a good job in the store and didn't drop anything.  Five minutes into our drive, I hear the sound of the bag being turned upside down.  I asked Maureen if it was what I thought it was and she said, "It sure is." 

Sometimes, I think to myself, "That boy's just not right."